Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML
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Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "Send" that I had sent them to the taxi driver (my last phone call) who had just dropped me off at my house. He won't stop calling my phone now. FML
Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
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hotdogcore 9
YDI for letting people take topless photos of you. Good luck with life if you ever break up, because he'll probably pull a dick move and post it on the internet.
marinus_fml 20
Why the **** would you text him if you're sitting just outside?
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Comments (153)
dansco 25
Not nitpicking or anything but if you send a topless picture its the following MMS not text, illegal to send and sexting lmao ;)
RedPillSucks 33
She didn't send a topless picture. Her boyfriend set her contact picture as a nude photo. He could have downloaded it from his computer. There may very well be some illegal action in there someplace, but it wasn't the texting part.
mightymart 5
ydi for keeping dirty pics of you on your cellphone, dumb *****
5upernova 3
I doubt the sales associate is the only other person aside from your boyfriend who has seen that topless picture..
CallMeHush 1
Of course he looked twice, you have two right?
CoolChik 5
I think you meant for it to happen, hence texting him while he was inside, knowing his phone was getting worked on--not only YDI, I have to roll my eyes at your lack of class. Not to mention... First look--Probably heard a beep on the phone, glanced to see what the problem was, didnt fully register what he had seen. Second look--Wow, was that just..? Third look--Looking again to fully appreciate the image. Notice the void of the third look--"Twice." This can only mean one thing: Your boobs must suck.
roydawgg 3
if you're a minor that guy sounds so nerdy he might tattle on your bf to the police and try to hook up with you
Echo963 1
liar
picturescrazy 24
You were asking for it. Dumb bitch.
hrlz001 0
I would forward it to myself YDI
j0eStER 0
Pics or don't believe.