Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "Send" that I had sent them to the taxi driver (my last phone call) who had just dropped me off at my house. He won't stop calling my phone now. FML
Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
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Top comments
hotdogcore 9
YDI for letting people take topless photos of you. Good luck with life if you ever break up, because he'll probably pull a dick move and post it on the internet.
marinus_fml 20
Why the **** would you text him if you're sitting just outside?
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Comments (153)
xgetxbentx 13
ydi for sending nudes.
Inspired22 11
Why would you put up with that from your boyfriend? That is just disrespectful beyond belief! It might make sense if you were his hooker...but girlfriend? Come on. There is something called respect. I thought it was an essential element of a relationship.
HarlemzAngelita 0
I'm pretty sure u knew the guy had the phone and ur topless pic showed up wen u text him. that was just a feeble attempt of u looking for attention. #***** haha TOMA!!! that's wat u get for sending nude pics n the first place. u ra-tard.
dredill45 0
DUMB ASS
Echo963 1
She's lying anyways, this is obviously a poorly thought up story she made just for FML.
blahblahblah5_x 13
..Why on earth would you send your boyfriend a topless photo of you when he's with someone else? Even if your boyfriend had his phone, when he went to open the message it's not like the other guy would suddenly be unable to see the picture? You're a disgrace to girls
Elendil_fml 10
Damn, I need you for a GF. my current gf won't let me take naked pictures of her. u should totally call me if you and him break up!
tweetbaby14 18
so what you're saying is.... all you want is a **** buddy and not a girlfriend?
cchuckcloninger 5
Totally? Grow up.
XmeaghanX 1
That's what u get for sexting.....*****.....
YourWetDream 0
Ok so it seems to me that I need to inform you all that she wasn't sexting, if you read it said a naked pic shows up everytime she texts him...
Drizzy701 1
I like sex!