Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, it’s Valentine’s Day. My boyfriend promised me that instead of a packed chain restaurant we would have “dinner under the stars.” We ended up having Slurpees and Slim Jims in the 7-Eleven parking lot. He called me ungrateful for not appreciating his “romantic gesture.” FML
Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML
Today, for Valentine's Day, my husband spent all day promising me romance and a good dicking. Instead, his boss hit him with emergency overtime, our romance was defrosted lasagna, and he fell asleep during the dicking so I had to crawl out from under him and watch TV alone. I hate his boss. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, I made a heart-shaped pancake for my girlfriend as a surprise Valentine's Day breakfast. I flipped it too hard, and it landed on my cat. The cat then ran around the house with a pancake cape, and the surprise was ruined by the cat bolting into the bedroom, waking my girlfriend up, who's not a morning person at the best of times. FML
Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
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hoolie06 0
So you couldn't have sex afterwards or before?
aricTB 0
pancakes! yay
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Comments (122)
Igor_g5 0
The hell with pancakes. I gave my GF Valentines day sex twice.
deadsrs 0
You gotta stop calling your hand your gf... people are worried about you.
Elizabeth_lyi 0
Why Are All The Comments Messing Up??
corleon198425 22
pancakes are delicious!!!
PurpleSquirrel 0
you just said he remembered it. it doesn't mean that he actually went there.
roflwaffles95 0
I love pancakes
xandervincent 0
You must not have done it for awhile, they've had all you can eat pancakes since the 2nd week of January again.
drips 0
y not jus get like a shit load of pancakes and eat them at home while having sex stuff yur face will stuffin her pie lmaoo
drips 0
while**
MandysLife 0
I'm sure you'll get your sex. Just let him enjoy his pancakes first.
2maese 0
no shit he left, look at how you presented it, 'my boyfriend wanted...', not 'we wanted'. and who specifies days for sex. anyone would pick pancakes over sex with you when you clearly make it an earned prize and not something you share. far be it for me to assume you're also terrible at it since you don't do it often enough to be good enough to keep your own boyfriend in bed over pancakes, limitless or not. you deserve it.
pluralbusted 0
lol good point, OP wanted sex. probably didn't even tell her bf how she felt
Mahyar 2
LOL PWNED BY IHOP.