Today, my boyfriend wanted to get into an open relationship. He has no romantic feelings for me anymore, but he didn't want to separate from my cat. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year said that being in a relationship is pointless. When I responded that I couldn't picture my life without him, he said he couldn't picture his life without our cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
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Viper_Revenge 10
Sounds like hes only in it for the pussy
blueyekai 17
Dump him, and take your cat with you
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Comments (34)
moo77_fml 20
Not worth sticking around for.. And make sure you keep the cat
js2873 9
TBH (and I know this will be down voted like hell) I understand his need for the cat. Once you bond with a pet it's hard to let go.
KyrieLyn 8
yeah, but that is not a reason to stay with someone. just end it and hope for a friendship still. or I have a friend who has partial custody of a dog him and his ex got.
RedLust_fml 7
By cat you mean pussy right?
AntiSocialKitten 21
Kinda what happened to me lmao also in Ohio btw
sarcasmismyno1 22
Cut him off from ALL the pussy. You deserve better.
dontknow1 19
Well.....it all depends of your feelings for him and what you desire, if you only want to have a physical relationship that's ok, but if you are looking for a deep romantic relationship you should break up with him.
SaraWinterHeart 15
Sounds like you should get into an open relationship. An "open the door and throw his ass out" relationship. Give him the phone number to your local animal shelter and tell him to get his own cat.
TheSignOfLibra 11
Give him something to remember the cat by. A bag of kitty poo from the litter box.
helpmehelpus90 4
I honestly think that about my dog and my boyfriend sometimes!
shujaswati 20
strange choice for pussy