gingerlover01
United States
Today, when I went to see my therapist, she handed me a tube of tooth paste and said, "Please use it". FML
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I love how politely that was put but I do brush my teeth I just drink to much coffee and tea apparently
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snarkytruth 37
At least she gave you good advice you could use.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
If she's going to assume that you don't brush your teeth; then go out of her way to get you some toothpaste, she could have at least bought a toothbrush to hand you along with it. She half-assed her bitch move. Just saying.
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cnbcad 15
Halarious. I've always wanted a humorous way of telling someone their breath needed attention
snarkytruth 37
At least she gave you good advice you could use.
najraa 19
I don't think that's the advice that he wanted though. But if he was seeing a therapist because he had trouble making friends or something, now he knows why.
MenacingMe 17
He, is in fact, a she*
tintarroja 31
Better her saying it than anyone OP dates.
snowkittyyy 18
Not sure whether to laugh or feel bad for you, OP. You do brush your teeth regularly though....right?
gingerlover01 24
actually I do I just drink a lot of coffee
ThrottleJockey 36
As an avid coffee drinker I suggest chewing Orbit gum. It is sugar free, keeps your breath fresh, and one piece can last me 18 hours. I'm 29, have never had a cavity, my teeth are white, and my breath is fresh. It also helps to keep you from snacking.
snowkittyyy 18
And with that response OP, I feel bad for you. Because it's not a personal hygiene problem anymore. Maybe make it a habit to rinse your mouth after drinking coffee though, so the stain doesn't set in. I'm assuming that's the problem and not actually bad breath. :)
sturschaedel 27
#38 That's why at coffee places you usually get a small glass of water served with every cup of coffee. You are supposed to drink it after the coffee to help with coffee breath and staining.
pandainspandex 19
#41 What the heck kind of coffee places do you go to? My local Starbucks sure doesn't do this.
sturschaedel 27
#43, mine does. As do all coffee houses in my area I've ever been too. But then, I live in Austria, near the Italian border, and as such coffee places here are influenced by viennese and italian coffee culture.
gracehi 33
Well that's what you're paying her for: good advice. It may hurt, but take it. If it's truly needed and not just a cruel jibe, your life will improve.
Ramb0 20
accepting bad breath is the first step
Liyuesigs 8
To whom your comment was directed? OP or the therapist?
SK8WITME 19
Uhm, we don't know if she actually just holds a grudge against you or you really didn't brush your teeth. If its the latter, you deserved it.
noisyboy4000 23
On the bright side, at least she helped you out with one of your problems
chuka81 27
If really she said it that way, you need a new therapist. People go to therapy to help them feel good, not to get put down.
cchamberlin1 13
I don't really understand why you were down voted so much. I've regularly gone to therapy and if my therapist ever handed me toothpaste with a rude remark, I would talk to someone else.
pharaohasphuck 10
It's the truth though. I understand that she could have said it in a less savage way but if you don't like the truth, you can live with a disgusting smelling breath that will seem less attractive towards others.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
If she's going to assume that you don't brush your teeth; then go out of her way to get you some toothpaste, she could have at least bought a toothbrush to hand you along with it. She half-assed her bitch move. Just saying.
tranced_ 45
free of charge? Score! :D