Anonymous
Norfolk, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
apparently inexperienced
Brockton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
erjazo
Morris, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
zstarr
Rome, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Effective
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
during
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
alexis89
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Oh yeah?
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML
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redcliffe 2
Your bf is awesome!
RadikulRam 16
Tell him "We're out of stock."
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capnbzarr 43
I can just imagine: "If you blow me now, I'll give you not one, but TWO orgasms! And I'll even throw in free foreplay. Act now because this offer won't last!" But really, a sense of humor (even about sex) is a good thing. Take it from a guy who's been with his partner for 13 years.
haggis12 6
Lmao at this :)
KiddNYC1O 22
"But you gotta cum now 'cause I ain't got all day." (Shamwow guy)
jelly713 19
Just shut him up, every time he talks for he can take a hint. If it bothers you that much. Make out with him while he's talking, or do some other distracting things.
ctwombz16 0
Ask what the return policy is if you're not completely satisfied.
joethebiden 8
I don't see what the problem is, this is just awesome. OP, the only way your life could get better from this point would be if your boyfriend was Billy Dee Williams.
The_F3rris 11
That actually sounds like fun. Get the stick out of your ass, or is that your bfs penis?
jordantiner 0
Give that man a reward!!
Calyx_fml 22
Did you act now?
thewife5 19
That is so awesome! YDI for being plain Jane, he's just having fun.