Anonymous
Norfolk, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
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Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
apparently inexperienced
Brockton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
erjazo
Morris, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
zstarr
Rome, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Effective
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
during
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
alexis89
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Oh yeah?
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML
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redcliffe 2
Your bf is awesome!
RadikulRam 16
Tell him "We're out of stock."
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
I realize it may have been annoying you, but this absolutely made my morning. :P
Outnuendo 8
Your boyfriend is probably possessed by the restless spirit of Billy Mays. Soon, you may see him start to dress in nothing but blue and try and grow a beard. I'd recommend calling the nearest priest for an exorcism immediatley; I doubt you're going to like having sex with a 50 year old man.
skullofdarkness 18
Shut up, Billy Mayes was awesome!
bsmith9942 11
Sometimes you just have to wonder... Why?
domking1315 20
Other times you have to wonder... What?
dude1122332 9
Other times you have to wonder.. How?
klovemachine 24
Other times you have to wonder... When?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Sometimes I wonder...why can't I kill people who combo break? Then it dawns on me: the coppers will get me.
perdix 31
Does he then whip out his second penis?
Blackmail111 9
BUT WAIT! Call now and you"ll get an extra pair of penises for absolutely free!
paddy4169 5
I didn't realize you could get things half free...:P
ImmaB3AST 7
How much stuff could you stuff in a stuffie 'til your stuffie is stuffed with enough stuff? O.o
mal2012 4
What, number 18?? ^^ 0_o
jem970 19
It's that stupid commercial song for the stuffle. It's an animal with "secret" pockets that they show all on the commercial. That song is the jingle.
brohamas16 7
hah you can't blame him for trying to be creative
reject214 10
Your boyfriend is AWESOME!!! And he comes with free shipping and handling.
superhumangambit 4
Are you dating the Shamwow guy?
linkinpark98 24
Your boyfriend is secretly another Billy Mays. :)
niall92 6
sex doesn't alwayyyys have to be serious. the trick is to keep it fresh. just go with it OP, he's probably just not in a serious mood and that's not his fault.