Anonymous
Norfolk, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
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Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
apparently inexperienced
Brockton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
erjazo
Morris, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
zstarr
Rome, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Effective
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
during
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
alexis89
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Oh yeah?
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML
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redcliffe 2
Your bf is awesome!
RadikulRam 16
Tell him "We're out of stock."
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Comments (127)
buckie123 3
Be thankful...could've been "only seconds left on this deal"!
klovemachine 24
There are only seconds...oops, never mind, times up :O
moneycow12 5
Ur boyfriend is secretly another Billy Mayes
linkinpark98 24
That's what I said... Word for word. :0
Psych101 9
9- Except for the misspelled words, of course.
Dixbfloppin 11
Way to copy the same comment four spaces above yours.
Obvious8 3
I just hope you don't get another guy in there... just pay the processing and handling fee.
rooney0710 5
Say no to the double the offer. Unless of course you like DP
dyero 0
He needs an award
playboyintown 4
It's a gimmick.
callous 2
Irrelevant, performed intercourse
notepie 6
He is special!
ElGrandeNacho 3
" Doesn't matter had sex " (; Lolol
mario2012 18
Yea, that's not overused and unfunny at all. Also you adding lol to it made it worse.
klovemachine 24
Ah yeah 40 ah yeah :)
mosquito19 14
you do know all of informercial selling is hyped up empty promises right?