Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went with my girlfriend to her ex-boyfriend's house party. She got incredibly drunk and I spent the whole night looking after her when she was throwing up. In the brief moment before she passed out she said "thanks Matt, you're a great boyfriend." Matt is her ex. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds of passive-aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML
Today, 48 hours after my boyfriend introduced me to his friend group so I could make new friends and I'd joined their group chat, two long-term couples have broken up and left without any explanation. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML
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fmlfmlfml15 0
well now you know he's going to dump you....beat him to it. unless those two girls knew you were in the bathroom and just wanted you two to break up
aquaria 0
They knew you were in there. They were probably just trying to make you think he's going to dump you. Unless I'm completely wrong and he does.
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teach09 0
just keep in mind that those girls must have known that you were in the bathroom..since ya'll were hanging out together. You COULD bring it to your BF's attention...but that too could cause problems...eh..such is life i guess...
the_deuce 0
um what a bunch of douchebags that is almost all of my friends are chicks. i would have dumped him before he got the chance to dump me if what they said was true
genius_man16 1
Yes because girls never lie to make other people jealous and never start gossip to create something out of nothing.
otokio 0
Girls do this. Women don't. And if she looks like a woman, acts like a woman, or talks like a woman while still doing ridiculous shit like this, she's still just a little girl.
deaditegirl 0
Either you're creepy, in which case YDI, or they're just playing into the female stereotype of being bitchy and backstabbing.
Egotistical 0
I'm sick of reading stories like this. OP: 1. Don't be creepy Maybe ull b able 2 keep a man. 2. Pick em wisely Then you'll be doing us all a favor by not having any crappy stories to post on here about ur bf.
Hockeylover87_71 0
ydi for being creepy
fuckthep0lice 0
When they were talking about you, you should've come out of the bathroom, given them a dirty look, and said 'Well at least I have common sense' and walked out.
Love_AOS 0
oh wow. being a bit weird is okay, sometimes. being creepy on the other hand.. cant blame him if he dumped you. but then again i wouldnt say YDI. but i sure hope you didnt make a scene, just in case it was a prank. its always wise to talk about it calmly :D in private. without being creepy.
lindeezybby09 0
thats why you dump HIM first. problem solved! YDI for having a boyfriend with shitty friends. lol
yourMUMSgash 0
Well i hope you confronted him about it? but it all sounds all too conincidental. they probably talked outloud so you could deliberately hear them or something. they could possibly just be jealous. it's a shame some girls have to be bitches. FYL if it is true though.
CFR 0
Women are so evil...I'm not even joking. Just tell your boyfriend that you heard them talking rather unsubtly (you *know* they were only saying that cuz you were there) about you. And simply and calmly ask him if it's true he wanted to break up with you. Some boyfriend's friends are just a little too "helpful" sometimes. Like my ex's friend. He set him up with a girl the same age as my little sister (one of her friends actually) a week after I broke up with him. Needless to say, I was annoyed. He was eighteen, and the girl was 13/14.