Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went with my girlfriend to her ex-boyfriend's house party. She got incredibly drunk and I spent the whole night looking after her when she was throwing up. In the brief moment before she passed out she said "thanks Matt, you're a great boyfriend." Matt is her ex. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds of passive-aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML
Today, 48 hours after my boyfriend introduced me to his friend group so I could make new friends and I'd joined their group chat, two long-term couples have broken up and left without any explanation. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML
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fmlfmlfml15 0
well now you know he's going to dump you....beat him to it. unless those two girls knew you were in the bathroom and just wanted you two to break up
aquaria 0
They knew you were in there. They were probably just trying to make you think he's going to dump you. Unless I'm completely wrong and he does.
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Comments (88)
Protegas 0
Wasn't there an FML the other day just like this about a girl and her boyfriend Matt?....
repyourcliche 0
oh yes, you're completely right. this must be a fake. i keep forgetting there's only one matt in the world with a girlfriend.
Protegas 0
No, I'm just saying, it sounded a lot like this one O.o Calm down :P
myfishisBOBA 0
hahaha 35
shootingstar8D 0
YOU get under the case
rcjamie 0
it depends on whether you are actually creepy, then YDI, or not then they suck and you have no business meeting them ever again so who cares what they think
Kiwi_Splash 0
Matt is a pretty common name.
acd23 0
You could say that, except 1- These girls were "friends" of the Matt in this story, so they probably weren't just random girls talking about another random Matt's girlfriend, 2- They most likely knew she was in the bathroom too, since there's a good chance she would have announced that she was going to the restroom when she left the group. So this really doesn't sound like a case of "same name, wrong person." OP, I think they have something against you, if Matt is really hot, and they want to date him (or they did date him and were dumped) then that's reason enough for them to want him to dump you. Now maybe you are really creepy, but considering the circumstances I doubt that was the only reason they'd say that you were creepy when they knew you were within easy hearing range. Just ignore the bitches, tell your boyfriend about it (not in a "I hate your friends, they're all jerks" way, that might make your boyfriend mad at you instead of them) and move on.
kukopia 0
PLEASE give us a THIRD button on FML for theses NON-FML posts!!!! So you heard someone you don't know talk about someone else you don't know but has a name you know... Y A WWW NNNNN!!!!!
Xinabeth 0
The OP said that the girls were with her and her boyfriend--therefore, they are at least acquainted. It's fairly safe to say that they were talking about her, since they were with her and Matt. @the OP, girls are bitches. They might want to have Matt all to themselves, ignore it. If he does end up dumping you, then he is an asshole for taking you out to meet friends just to dump you. Usually if a guy is embarrassed of his girlfriend, he won't introduce her to his friends.
Zubat_fml 0
Why would he take you to meet his friends if he's about to dump you?
LifeFucksUsAll 0
Give her false hope?
fmh123 0
You gotta be pretty creepy for other girls to call her creepy ahahha
woah_dang_baby_fml 0
sorry dearrr :( those girls are just bitchhhes.
carb_lover 0
aww i'm sorry. i'm sure you're not creepy. girls suck.
kindofgocrazy 0
I hope you dumped him before he dumped you.