Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds of passive-aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML
Today, 48 hours after my boyfriend introduced me to his friend group so I could make new friends and I'd joined their group chat, two long-term couples have broken up and left without any explanation. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
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fmlfmlfml15 0
well now you know he's going to dump you....beat him to it. unless those two girls knew you were in the bathroom and just wanted you two to break up
aquaria 0
They knew you were in there. They were probably just trying to make you think he's going to dump you. Unless I'm completely wrong and he does.
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Comments (88)
redhondamike 6
Maybe they think "Matt's GF" is someone else and your just the pretty girl XD.
Morgiepoooh9822 17
Dump his ass first.
mymiles 13
Beat him to the punch
Mateo33 1
I'm not going to dump you. -Matt
kittykat1501 31
Should've popped out and said U heard the whole thing
hegchog12 18
They probably don't like you and are saying that knowing your listening just to cause trouble.
redneck_wolf 19
I don't see why he would take you out to meet his friends if he was just going to dump you. Those girls were probably just being little bitches and trying to start something
QuagD 17
What if it isnt the same Matt?