koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fmlfromnorway
Nedre Frei, Norway
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Anonymous
Lyon, France
Gold digger
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
f'ed_over
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks but no thanks
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
nomorecleaning
Augusta, United States
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
justmylife
United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
thirdwheel
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Top comments
AnOriginalName 19
So you're dating a prostitute.
AnnaDeWitt 27
Sounds awful but that doesn't mean he doesn't like you. He could have started dating you for the money but ended up falling for you. I think we need the rest of the story.
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Comments (81)
ThePaperDragon 31
Well, does he like you?
princesspeachxox 18
Haha that's called prostitution #30
Wolfparable 22
I know most are kidding but for those that have / would do this that's really damn mean. It could really damage that persons self esteem and it's cruel to let them think they're in a genuine relationship when you aren't interested. Personally I think the right thing to do if somebody offered you money to date a relative or friend of theirs would be to refuse but go on a date with them anyway you never know you may end up liking them or at least giving them a good self esteem boost.
Marie54321 19
Just think of it as a free pass to do and get whatever that hell you want now
dark_knight99 14
Then he really isn't a boyfriend.
Cwilson3388 11
I want to know how much your mom thinks your worth! Is it like monthly or yearly? To many questions!
vikky538 29
hope she paid him in cash...
spacepants 11
just so everyone knows, it's not illegal to get paid to date. that doesn't make him a prostitute. it makes him an escort. totally legal.
YepThatsMeee 23
Thanks, that's great news! I'll go ask that girl at the hotel bar if she'll date me tonight for $300 now.
Niedermayer_20 12
I cannot possibly imagine. Lost for words, I imagine.
kirbs19 37
How long have y'all dated that's an important question!