koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fmlfromnorway
Nedre Frei, Norway
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Anonymous
Lyon, France
Gold digger
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
f'ed_over
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks but no thanks
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
nomorecleaning
Augusta, United States
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
justmylife
United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
thirdwheel
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
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AnOriginalName 19
So you're dating a prostitute.
AnnaDeWitt 27
Sounds awful but that doesn't mean he doesn't like you. He could have started dating you for the money but ended up falling for you. I think we need the rest of the story.
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Comments (81)
ThatOneLazyChick 9
That's pretty shallow...
hi_low18 6
His mom must be way too desperate to get her son find someone.
Steve95401 49
Sign me up for that job!
mattyiscool123 26
Is it a good relationship though?
Murkyy 15
Best mom ever
steelmoonlight 23
Kinda like failure to launch, except maybe she wasn't trying to make you move out.
DenBriZel 31
If I was you I'd be furious..
saadifti 11
Auch!
BillDanYa3 3
Doesn't matter had sex.
Armygirl93 10
I sang that in my head lol
Brandi_Faith 34
Except we have no idea if they've had sex or not.
BoaNikolaos 14
Ask your mom if her mother did that for her ( aka your dad ).