Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over two years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, I told my unemployed boyfriend to pick a town anywhere in the country that he thinks he can find work in. I offered to find myself a job there, find a flat, and pay for rent, bills, and food while he looks. He said I was selfish for wanting him to hurry up. It's been three years. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
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Top comments
justsayfuck 5
How thoughtful.
monstaber 6
Not selfish at all is he? dump him if u ask me
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Comments (87)
kristir9426 0
that's because he is supposed to pay for everything after that.... it's tradition
JayStorm 0
what an ass. he's a lazy mooch.
ElMundio87 0
tradition can suck it
katelynjoy 0
why are you complaining to us? dump his ass! we can't fix your bad taste in men. just saying(:
klutzycleo 5
But she's in school. He said she should finish school early to get a jobbie
Illyssa_fml 4
Hmm..was that his way of asking to marry you? cuz I'd be pretty creepy
klutzycleo 5
*creeped out (:
LukeNukem_fml 3
SELFISH.
Jewelofagal 2
You appear to be a means to an end for him. He's not what I'd consider decent marriage material.
CoachLlama 5
At least he has his priorities in order. Read what #53 said. Consider your future.
lost_princess 0
I agree with #10. If he said something like that to me I seriously reconsider if I wanted to marry someone so selfish. College is hard enough without rushing it. Let him get a job or save money if he already has one. He can buy his own truck unless you are going to own it too, then you should help pay for it. But still he shouldn't ask you to rush school for anything especially something so materialistic. Focus on your grades and graduate. Good Luck.