Today, my boyfriend told me he still has the key to our mailbox, while being at the other part of the country. Not to worry though, he sent it over. By mail. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a letter, turns out it was the wrong address. My panties are now somewhere in Canadian post. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were wondering whose extra spare key was on the counter when we came home. Turns out it's his ex's and she returned it, while neither of us were home. We're still taking inventory to see what's missing. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Maybe he isn't a complete dumbass and mailed it to your neighbour. Or maybe he didn't and he's actually a complete dumbass.
Ozuru 11
Sometimes, the gene pool just needs a little chlorine.
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Comments (125)
boobear90 3
He's a moron!
nchov523 11
I heard this same story in an "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader." Great books.
megzzze 10
Just causally Chilling by the mailbox until the mailman comes....
shireman97 6
So....just wait for the mail to come and get it
greeneye_fml 12
She can't get it if its put into a locked mailbox. Derp.
BabyShane 0
You sir, are an idiot
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
They say people with lots of book smarts don't have a lot of common sense. His IQ could be very high.
tweimorts 4
Your boyfriend is a smart thinker...
Windv 12
Ambush the mailman. Daily! Till you get the keys back :)
mishkaroni 15
It's hard to read sarcasm....tone is definitely missing.
ShesAPistol 0
why dont you just go to the post office and report it lost, and if he'd mailed it fright or registered mail it would have come to you cause they need a signature.
brayrox33 6
Maybe find someone with an IQ higher than their age?