Today, my boyfriend told me he still has the key to our mailbox, while being at the other part of the country. Not to worry though, he sent it over. By mail. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a letter, turns out it was the wrong address. My panties are now somewhere in Canadian post. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were wondering whose extra spare key was on the counter when we came home. Turns out it's his ex's and she returned it, while neither of us were home. We're still taking inventory to see what's missing. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Maybe he isn't a complete dumbass and mailed it to your neighbour. Or maybe he didn't and he's actually a complete dumbass.
Ozuru 11
Sometimes, the gene pool just needs a little chlorine.
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Comments (125)
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Sounds like his lights are on, but nobody's home... I don't know much about keys, but if you have a landlord or something, talk to them and they might be able to give you a spare.
lonkite101 14
Wow he's a dumbass for sure. Dump him. Jk
Mearemoi 14
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't an IQ of 130 pretty good?
pexy_fml 16
Now u have to stay fixed near your mailbox so you can take it before the mail guy put it inside.
SnowMiserTM 2
Go to the post office and ask them to hold your mail at the post office until you come to pick it up. They do it all the time for people who go on vacation. Then, once you have the key, release the hold order.
crazydudefrom90s 10
No need to ask for it, people here will correct you anyway
swankmrpancake 8
I think #12 was being sarcastic. At least I really hope so.
Kiki242 19
*facepalm*
debbster7 18
Snail mail :P P.s. how else was he supposed to give it to you then?
mckels 2
Fed ex or ups
Bpwoods 6
Refer to #4
joebro29 1
He should've e-mailed it to you.