Today, my boyfriend told me he still has the key to our mailbox, while being at the other part of the country. Not to worry though, he sent it over. By mail. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a letter, turns out it was the wrong address. My panties are now somewhere in Canadian post. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were wondering whose extra spare key was on the counter when we came home. Turns out it's his ex's and she returned it, while neither of us were home. We're still taking inventory to see what's missing. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Maybe he isn't a complete dumbass and mailed it to your neighbour. Or maybe he didn't and he's actually a complete dumbass.
Ozuru 11
Sometimes, the gene pool just needs a little chlorine.
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Comments (125)
zombiekitten87 12
Tell the post office to hold your mail til it arrives and then go pick it up at the post office. Not a big deal
Leslier_fml 4
He should have use UPS or FEDEX duh!
reject214 10
I assume you're talking about a post office box. Just tell them you lost your key. Problem solved! Why am I so smart?
raraisbang 12
Some European countries have private locked mailboxes with a slot on them for mailmen to slide the mail through. If this is the case, the postal service won't have a key to ops mailbox.
BabyShane 0
Well this is one of those moments where you can facepalm
devonisthebest 7
First fml that actually made me laugh
Violent_Syd 2
Dude how retarded can someone be
LilMonsterGirl 10
This is what spare keys are for.
brandicela 6
At first, I was like.... I don't get it why is he stupid? Then I was like OHHHHH THE KEY IS IN THE MAILBOX IN WHICH SHE COULDN'T OPEN!!! OHHHH!!!
SamanthaCassieL 10
Took me a minute to understand the FML. I was like.. He mailed the key... So... OH! It's the mail key.. Point is I'm not even that smart and I would have mailed it to your neighbor or parents... Good luck OP lol
KiddNYC1O 22
Mama mía!