Today, I was eating a bag of almonds I got from the bulk food store, picking off what I thought was stringy remnants of their shells. When I finally got down to the bottom of the bag, I found a silk worm circling around the last almond left of a bag of about 200. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Nutting wrong with that. And if you send a letter of complaint into the company who sold it to you then you would get a bag or perhaps even a few bags free. ;-)
StarElise 0
oh my god. siiiick. defo FYL
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StarElise 0
oh my god. siiiick. defo FYL
suaveneanderthal 0
what kind of twit are you OP??? 200 almonds? do you have any idea how few almonds that is for a bulk food store to be selling? try a thousand maybe. Or maybe you got a bag of 200 at a grocery store, but not at a bulk foods store sorry.
Entheatus 13
At the bulk place I live near, they just have big barrels full of everything and you self-serve into plastic bags.
YayAmerica 0
200 almonds have a LOT of fat and calories no matter where you buy them or what bug is at the bottom!
LALALALagirrl 1
OMG.:|:| I hope you complained, because that is absolutely repulsive:|:|:|:|:|:| I also hope that no damage was donne.
cxal_fml 0
That's some silk worm you go there if it was circling around, considering they will starve to death rather than move to the next leave on the branch
noobgang7 5
Yay Bulk Barn! Lmao, I guess I will never buy almonds from there.
fmlalldayxxx 0
silk worms mm mm good
KitchKraft 21
Shit like this makes me glad to be allergic to almonds xD
ShimmyPizza 0
That's nasty :|
YtotsDI 0
ur dp is epic
friedchkn97 4
ohhhhhhhh my goddd!!!!!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! trolllolololololololololololo
Wololo 0
Protein ftw
authorkid 2
3 lol
Jimboom 12
Nutting wrong with that. And if you send a letter of complaint into the company who sold it to you then you would get a bag or perhaps even a few bags free. ;-)
rhodium 0
On the bright side, silkworms and silk are perfectly edible...
jimmyjim13 5
And silk is worth money
popemichael 9
It's not like you where eating poison. At worst, extra healthy protein. At best, just almonds.
Mervyn 0
Sue sue sue!!!
MoonyIce 0
Surprise protein! And in the meantime, call them. Like others have said, you'll likely get free stuff.
Residence_fml 4
would you even want free stuff from them after such a discovery?
zsxwrsd 7
that is so nasty eww i almost ****** puked thats so grose im gaging over that how the **** could you eat 200 almonds thats so grose
dancingyrlie 1
how can YOU not know how to spell gross or use proper grammar?
peasonearth 8
Please go back to elementary school and learn some sentence structure and basic grammar.
Creeper09 0
Its like cerial. You just never can guess what kind of prize you will get :)
lilbios 0
LOL true day nice metaphor
hjbeachbum 0
*simile
Marcella1016 32
*cereal
icekitten14 12
*shut up grammar nazis no one likes you