Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I tore through my apartment looking for my wallet. I was late for work, sweating, panicking, and blaming the cat. After 45 minutes, I found it. In the fridge. Next to the cheese. No explanation. FML
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, while on the bus, the girl in front of me asked me if I could find the orange she'd dropped. I couldn't see it, but when I told her that there was no orange there, she gave me the strangest look. She'd said ring, not orange. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I took my lunch to work and put it in the office fridge. At noon, I opened the fridge and couldn't find it anywhere. I checked every shelf twice before realizing I'd put it in the freezer section by mistake. My sandwich was completely frozen. FML
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but they were out, so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML
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jjoyce6 0
Orange you glad they didn't take your banana?
wafflesyay 2
Ok then..
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Comments (165)
wafflesyay 2
Ok then..
theten_fml 9
The orange does fall far from... Well I guess the orange doesn't fall at all 0_o
MizzErikaHart 8
I unknowingly repeated someone my bad
raydaly 5
lol ur orange got nailed :p
ImFrackinBored 13
That's awesome XD
cosmosis 12
Could be worse though. At work we hung the apprentices toolbox up by the workshop crane. Took him ages to work out where it was and how to get it down... Definately not the sharpest tool in the shed. Nailing an orange to the ceiling? Someones got skills!!
monkeysareyummy 0
How is this an FML?
BayleeWasHere 1
Okaaaaaaaaay.....awkward.
jjoyce6 0
Orange you glad they didn't take your banana?
Enigmax2514 7
*in minions' voices from despicable me* "ooooooooooohhhh bananaaaaaaaa"
trollfaced 2
His banana will soon be nailed on the ceiling with his orange
s15c 9
Out. Get out.
himynameissam 2
How does that even happen...
crazychick1269 7
ninjas
jbo116 0
Aliens
yourlifesfucked 0
A ladder and a hammer is my guess...
Enigmax2514 7
No, the co workers played shooting. One of them takes a nail gun and shouts "pull!" and the other throws the orange into the air
laxbro182 1
Ninja Aliens just happened!!! They nail things to walls and mess your day up
Sniperkid07 6
Ninja alien coworkers with a ladder a hammer and a nail gun.
yourlifesfucked 0
47- Dude that's one hell of an idea you got there... We should make it into a movie.... (grabs pen and paper)
thefirstAvenger 6
ninja alien coworkers with a ladder hammer and a nailgun... who write movies.
thatssomeBS 9
47, good idea, but I'm just trying to figure out why a ninja alien would need a nail gun AND a hammer?
sucks2BEyouu 0
1. he uses the gun to nail enemies to the floor boarda and 2. He uses the hammer to bash their heads in while theyre defenseless.. why else would anyone need a nail gun and hammer?
zombicidal 11
it takes skill to nail an orange with just a ladder, hammer and no nail
blinkingstarlet 15
Lmfao
ciscmowe 5
witch craft
ngarcia333 0
Not an fml
bananabuttercup 8
Lolwut?
Enigmax2514 7
Lmfaonothing?
leogirl95 12
Idntundrstnd
savemycookie 0
But ORANGE you glad to see it?? ;D *Bad drum roll* bad pun intended (:
linnybear831 4
Someone must not like you.... Hahahaha come on you gotta admit that's funny. It's like a Dwight and Jim prank on The Office.
soccerguy2 11
I'm thinking Jim would do it before Dwight.
linnybear831 4
Hahah yeah I was thinking about Jim when I said that and then picturing Dwight filing a complaint. Haha
chocol8m 6
I LOVE THEM!!!
mertme36 2
I love The Office :)
dwhite312 0
Weld the refrigerator to the ceiling.
blazingdaily 3
And how do you propose to weld metal to plaster? Anyway - I get your point...
hellbilly205 17
Maybe the ceiling is metal...where i work it is anyways
blinkingstarlet 15
Haha revenge win!
clownphobia23 12
And that happened how? Do you have a misfiring nail gun in your house or something?
rbr0wn 3
Probably not since he said he was at work. He's got some great coworkers. At least they have a sense of humor!
ty1992_farmlife 12
14- I agreed, this person does have awsome co-workers! That was jus a little joke lol
ninjuh_wingman 29
Wtf? Do you work with Spiderman or a bunch of ninjas? Who nails an orange to the ceiling?
yumlicious 4
I do.
lovelydarlings 6
A carpenter who has a nail gun and really good aim? :)
ohSNAPyall 27
Apparently Spiderman's kind of a dick.
Grover217 0
wish I woulda been that guy
finished 10
I do :)