Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years still can't get it that dry humping me and saying, "But I'm horny" in a goofy voice isn't a turn on. FML
Today, it has officially been two and half months since I've had sex. I've done everything imaginable to entice him, but my boyfriend doesn't seem bothered at all. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
Today, my boyfriend has so many hang ups about being good at sex that when we actually had sex for the first time this morning, he got upset that I was touching my clit while he was inside me. Apparently it was a sign I think he’s bad at it, and had to do it myself. Neither of us orgasmed today. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, my boyfriend's been distant lately so I told him he was not like this when we first started talking. He replied that it's because he was horny at the time, so now I'm stuck with his nonchalant ass. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
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Top comments
Calaraphea 16
Neither do I. He may be asexual. It isn't necessarily your fault, OP.
Ashamed_Sister 60
How did you manage to have sex if he is never turned on?
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Comments (107)
ymsamir 2
you deserve better. sorry OP.
Ksweety_fml 27
Girl, you better learn some new sex position and read sex kamastrua.
Ksweety_fml 27
Forget my other comment. 1) Either he's not into you like that. 2) He's asexual. 4) Gay 3) Last but certainly not least, Girl, you better learn some new sex position and read sex kamastrua.
Pinkraincoat 18
What's a kamastrua?
Ksweety_fml 27
The Kama Sutra is an ancient Indian Hindu text widely considered to be the standard work on human sexual behavior in Sanskrit literature written by Vātsyāyana. A portion of the work consists of practical advice on sexual intercourse.
KVKdragon 26
Maybe you and him need to try different things to spice up your sex life, until you both find something different that satisfies. The human sexual experience (as a whole) has many different facets to facilitate physical and mental sexual arousal. Make the effort if you desire, but don't surrender yourself and your own interests/comforts in the process either :|
worldclassrager 41
Try looking into foreplay maybe that will change things
BvbArmy_0 18
Ia your boyfriend 5?
crystalnight 19
That's just gross.
shagy_91 8
Is it just me or it seems that he doesnt't even understand what "being turned on" is
Late_night83 25
Just send him filthy text message(s) throughout the day and jump his bones when he gets home.
Ginmonkey47 2
Followed by having a detailed conversation about what turns him on.. ?
Late_night83 25
But, more than likely, he probably wants you to urinate on you.
sasha_mizaree 6
yes exactly
WeskersSexslave 15
erectile dysfunction