Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML
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RainCl0ud 22
OP here. This man is my husband now, and all these years later, he still tries to bite me every now and then. It doesn't happen often enough for me to discuss it with him and I don't want to embarrass him when it does happen. It doesn't hurt but I just don't enjoy it.
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ciarafox9 9
Why would he think that's a good idea?
Midrash 5
Maybe he wanted to try something he saw on twilight
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Comments (238)
jdawg2010 0
OH my God.
EliaAlamia 0
Maybe he's into the who "S & M" thing?
Bellagab3 0
Was I the only one who thought she meant he was biting someone else's lips entirely....
joncurn99 1
Nope I did too :P
somerandomdude19 2
Kinky much? Haha
xrainbowshadowx 17
Next thing you know he'll be trying to pinch your nipple with one of those pincher things... No but seriously FYL, I actually cringed reading that..
ImTheAlpha 30
You mean nipple clamps? Those are fun.
Friaza 29
Inb4 comments are closed.
williamwheat37 0
LMFAO!!!!!!!
TheLastChild 8
O_O holy Chuck Norris
blyndsnypr 0
ha nice
TheBigFailer 0
Crazy alcohol rainbow pig would chomp down and never let go! just be thankful your bf let go