Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML
RainCl0ud tells us more.
RainCl0ud 22
OP here. This man is my husband now, and all these years later, he still tries to bite me every now and then. It doesn't happen often enough for me to discuss it with him and I don't want to embarrass him when it does happen. It doesn't hurt but I just don't enjoy it.
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ciarafox9 9
Why would he think that's a good idea?
Midrash 5
Maybe he wanted to try something he saw on twilight
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Comments (238)
Emzixxx 0
Give him my phone number!
CaptainPickles72 18
Since I don't know yours here's his. 325-Bit-Hard (325-248-4273)
completedumbass 0
No it's 1-800-****-you
shooterbuddy 8
You can have mine
Emzixxx 0
How old r u?
RainCl0ud 22
No.
kseloover 0
clearly he doesnt know how to do it correctly. ;D
SwimjettSarett 2
Jeez that must hurt
HumanWiki 8
Looks like a lot of people with bland and boring sex lives.
vegeta922 2
Tell him to kiss them better.
mrcorncan99 0
That bites... :D
tinypurplegiant 0
O.O ouch!!! As I clench my legs shut!
jaff23 11
Shit woman he's adventurous!
lmaoatall 6
He's been watching to much twatllight ****. Put a stop to it before he thinks he's a real clampire!
PHall93 0
Hahaha
bullrider92 19
What,was he trying to take the saying "eating you out" literally?
no_clue_4_u 4
Nom nom nom