Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML
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RainCl0ud 22
OP here. This man is my husband now, and all these years later, he still tries to bite me every now and then. It doesn't happen often enough for me to discuss it with him and I don't want to embarrass him when it does happen. It doesn't hurt but I just don't enjoy it.
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ciarafox9 9
Why would he think that's a good idea?
Midrash 5
Maybe he wanted to try something he saw on twilight
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Comments (238)
babysis110689 5
Haha did it tickle? =P
babysis110689 5
Haha did it tickle? =P
coolstorybabe 0
That had to hurt.
Mipz 2
...ew
White_Knightspc 0
He is thinking outside the Box...
yadisingh 5
Schlong. Hehe, such a funny word.
Ph03n1x1369 2
At least he was willing to try something new. . . I suggest offering some better ideas on things more to your pleasure (and too much instructions is never enough !!!!)
jack_tells_truth 0
You're dating the dumbass, you deserve it. Maybe next time you should take the time to find a guy that isn't stupid
NeonBubblez 6
That is absolutely disgusting...
TheCass_ 3
haha are you 10?
gmc_blossom 21
Who cares how old she is? She says she is a Harry Potter nerd. In my world, that equals greatness.
completedumbass 0
It's not disgusting..... Grow up
red1355 6
Ya, you are too young for this site!!!!
wispywee 0
oh god