Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML
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RainCl0ud 22
OP here. This man is my husband now, and all these years later, he still tries to bite me every now and then. It doesn't happen often enough for me to discuss it with him and I don't want to embarrass him when it does happen. It doesn't hurt but I just don't enjoy it.
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ciarafox9 9
Why would he think that's a good idea?
Midrash 5
Maybe he wanted to try something he saw on twilight
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Comments (238)
Naragj 2
ZING!
CcShh 4
Big bang theory? Hahahha
wriptidez 0
uhhh im sorry
Sophomoric1 13
Did you tell him the women in pornos are paid to make that look like fun?
red1355 6
I love to nibble on "lips". And not the ones on the face. Lol. Mmmmmmmm
red1355 6
Mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!
eat_iit_fml 4
TMI
omgitshailey_ 0
I don't understand, what's so bad about that? O.O
laveen_lovesU 1
I'm not gonna lie that's kinda hot. xD
laurencheese 7
hey, just get some pay back!
NippsSlipps 10
Lol sounds good to me!!