Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML
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RainCl0ud 22
OP here. This man is my husband now, and all these years later, he still tries to bite me every now and then. It doesn't happen often enough for me to discuss it with him and I don't want to embarrass him when it does happen. It doesn't hurt but I just don't enjoy it.
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ciarafox9 9
Why would he think that's a good idea?
Midrash 5
Maybe he wanted to try something he saw on twilight
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Comments (238)
rawritsannie 0
Uuugh my vag just cringed to the thought of that
StinkySiddneyIsF 2
OP, that sucks. Been there, ugh. but hey, at least thanks for settling an argument I've been having with someone about the stupid stuff men think women like in bed, but never bother to find out if it's true before springing it on some unsuspecting girl. That ranks right up there with rough clit handling and extreme boob squeezing. She didn't believe there could be that many men who just assumed biting the lips was a good thing. Men: while whether it hurts is debatable from woman to woman, the act unexpected is akin to having a finger rammed up your ass during sex. Might be ok with some warning, definitely not ok when completely unexpected.
squid93 9
I wouldnt have bitten your lips, I would have licked them for several hours!
signallives 3
To each their own. I personally like it. (=
DaskenVastoFML 0
you're crazy my wife loves being bitten there.
kelj208_fml 4
idk how yall do it but normally those r the 1st lips you bite
somewizdom 15
What is op talking about? How many lips does a girl have?
tiffany_03 0
Lmao that's an awesome feeling how can yu find that so painful ?
chels1994 11
.....ow
KrisNico03 4
..hot