Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML
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RainCl0ud 22
OP here. This man is my husband now, and all these years later, he still tries to bite me every now and then. It doesn't happen often enough for me to discuss it with him and I don't want to embarrass him when it does happen. It doesn't hurt but I just don't enjoy it.
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ciarafox9 9
Why would he think that's a good idea?
Midrash 5
Maybe he wanted to try something he saw on twilight
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Comments (238)
Darklord53 0
How many lips do you have? (SexuallyObliviousRhinoPicHere)
futbolprof89 2
open up
vashthestampede 0
That bites
j_cat187 20
Be carefull he can make your lips chapped
neuf77 1
thats a first
splashman 7
What was your expression in the process?
Panther1983 0
My wife loves a lil pain in the sack, I can bite, (not to hard), nibble, whip, and spank. F his life for not finding a more understandable woman, instead of your ass. By the way, did he offer you some cheese to go with your whine?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Oh my god. Not everyone has the same kinks your wife does... we're not all the same. Everyone likes something different in bed and it's not all up to you to decide we're all the same. We're not.
StinkySiddneyIsF 2
wow, so you'er the jerk propagating that myth to men-kind.
Skittlez_Cake 4
well that was a fail
_words_of_wisdom 4
dear #136, she just got her pussy lips bit. let me put it into perspective for you, the vaginal lips have about 90% of the ******'s nerve endings in them, making them VERY sensitive. now im not here to talk about my dick, but i was circumsized making my head more sensitive than most, so i understand where she is coming from, if someone bit my dick head it would probably really hurt. and she wasnt whining she was commenting on the fact that she just had someone bite her pussy. and with that attitude i would be surprised if you could even get a girlfriend let alone a "wife" (more like hooker you loser!)
BumbleRoo 0
Oh my god I love that. Usually when your horny you have a higher pain tolerance