Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML
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RainCl0ud 22
OP here. This man is my husband now, and all these years later, he still tries to bite me every now and then. It doesn't happen often enough for me to discuss it with him and I don't want to embarrass him when it does happen. It doesn't hurt but I just don't enjoy it.
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ciarafox9 9
Why would he think that's a good idea?
Midrash 5
Maybe he wanted to try something he saw on twilight
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Comments (238)
ikickgingers 15
Bad form. Bad form.
A7xPenguin 0
Hamburger
Enigmax2514 7
Wait... What??? ... OOOOHHHH that's nasty!
Deathhound 27
Well, that's not that bad. I'm sure many do this.
JukeboxBanshee 10
Like myself, some people are into the pain. He really should have asked you first though to make sure you'd like it.
Cheesecakee 11
Ahh! Thats horrible...umm? Return the 'favor' ?
babytunechi 0
ouuccchhhh
Buttsexpirate 9
Om Nom Nom?
sexy_geek 5
Then he bit too hard
jobsman99 0
tell him try the other lips.
Neshalicious84 0
Whats worse my ex 4 years ago sucked my lips so hard they were swolen for 4 hours... Try to walk when they r like that
red1355 6
She said he bit the lips on her FACE!!!!!
SolarGirl32 6
Actually, she said she would have liked it IF he had bitten the lips on her face.