Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML
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RainCl0ud 22
OP here. This man is my husband now, and all these years later, he still tries to bite me every now and then. It doesn't happen often enough for me to discuss it with him and I don't want to embarrass him when it does happen. It doesn't hurt but I just don't enjoy it.
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ciarafox9 9
Why would he think that's a good idea?
Midrash 5
Maybe he wanted to try something he saw on twilight
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Comments (238)
shelby_sevenfold 0
for one, OUCH. at least I know that whips and chains probably don't excite you.
kdftw 0
hahahahhahahaha
PeaceLoveGirl_fml 1
WOW, turn off
sherrbear 3
Men always feel each others pain when it comes to be hit in the nuts. I feel ya here honey. Ouch!
Sparkiee93 3
Just return the favor, next time things get a little hot and heavy and you go down to slob his knob just introduce him to your chompers.
baconpanini 2
I heard this shit is big in China..
GeddyLee 0
That's hot!
capnbzarr 43
S&M is fun only when it's mutually consensual.
ikickgingers 15
Woosah
SuperPandaSwagg 10
You should've queefed on his face.
completedumbass 0
Yes that wild make a funny FML...... 'so I queefed in his face'
AmazingLadyy13 0
I guess he didn't know it was that sensitive down there! I would have kicked him.