Today, I dressed up in my nicest clothes and spent ages putting makeup on before going to a nightclub, hoping to meet someone nice. The only person who acknowledged me was a guy who yelled, "Hey, wanna fuck?! Not like anyone else would ever touch you, am I right?!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Today, I went to a club to celebrate New Year's Eve. A cute guy came up to me at the bar and asked my name. I thought my 8 year long dry spell was finally about to end. I smiled and said "Chrissy!" He said "That's a whore's name!" and wandered back off into the crowd. FML
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML
Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML
Today, I walked into the bar to meet my Tinder date and sat down next to him at the bar. Without looking up from his phone, his first words to me were, “Piss off fatty, I’m meeting a hot chick tonight.” I guess he didn’t recognise me with my hair done and in a nice dress. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the subway station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced, "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one." FML
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LanceGoodthrust 19
You should stop looking for "someone nice" at nightclubs
Trin_Tran 26
Just ignore that douchebag,OP . I'm sure you're very gorgeous :)
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Comments (86)
Trin_Tran 26
Just ignore that douchebag,OP . I'm sure you're very gorgeous :)
noah_1234 24
if you're going to a club, you should've already contemplated on meeting people like that. but still, your better than that.
RowanSpirit 9
Double douche if he was using the trick of lowering a woman's confidence so she's more willing to sleep with him.
orbit 22
*Goes to a club to find a nice guy* *Strikes out and goes home suprised because they only found douche bags*
stoyan 18
Yep, called "negging".
T1A2Z3 35
If she was gorgeous she wouldn't have put on makeup.
animalxcrackers 20
**** that. You're worth way more. Keep your head up.
sayyestothedress 24
Me even if you're pretty or not, you are still gorgeous on the inside!
cwrocker 14
Ttust me you'll find someone. a woman's most beautiful curve is her smile
DarksideDoll 31
Unfortunately, you don't normally meet quality people in that setting. Sorry you had to find out the hard way OP.
teapotrevolt 27
That is so vile! I'm sorry OP, some people have no respect for anybody...
niksatter96 20
Don't listen to him there's just a lot of jerks in the world. I'm sure you're beautiful.
KingSplatter 9
yeah... beautiful like u...bowowowowow woof woof howl!
T1A2Z3 35
She put on makeup to go out.
tantanpanda 26
I really hope you came up with a good response to that, like punching him in the face.
The_Appendix_ 13
Yeah, because violence is always the answer!
tantanpanda 26
despite your sarcasm, it usually is violence because whether it's physical violence or verbal violence, you're going to react one way or the other. would you just stand there and politely say thanks? thought not.
MomentoMori 23
Yeah, he's definitely not getting any. Don't let assholes bring you down. I'm sure you gorgeous, and someone amazing will come along :) Everybody has a somebody
LanceGoodthrust 19
You should stop looking for "someone nice" at nightclubs
gracehi 33
For real. Try the library, volunteer events, college classes, church... basically anywhere but a night club.
aireeahna 23
OP might as well have made a tinder..
howsthisforaname 34
Defiantly the wrong arena to find someone nice. Find new way to meet people, join a sport club, join a volunteer group, go somewhere where people aren't there specifically to pair up, your chances will be much better. Also remember that nice guys often avoid places where the douce bags rule.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I agree that a night club is not the ideal place to meet someone nice but it’d be silly to say it never happens. A couple of my friends met in a nightclub 7 years ago. They are now married. It’s rare but possible :) And yes this guy is a douche who doesn’t deserve the time of the day.
asherm 15
I was thinking the same.
marleypuckpuck 22
Catcallers are stupid. You deserve better
notracistbutt 10
Nice guys will not be found at night clubs
kost4060 14
That guy was either really drunk or has a lot of balls to say that