Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to cover his share of the rent because he didn't work during the week, saying business has been slow. I checked and found out he called in sick four times. He wanted to stay home and watch online gaming matches. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
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Top comments
structuredchaoz 4
Time for him to train to become a professional bachelor
Mitcha857 0
wow this guys a douche! He couldn't wait one more night to "train"? It's not like the gaming system is gonna grow legs and run away, unlike his girlfriend
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Comments (130)
eltapatio16 5
black ops?
sourgirl101 29
I bought that just to hear the new "Avenged Sevenfold" song.(:
TheSithAssassin 15
I don't think anyone should "expect" to be married in just 3 years.
TKrisha_fml 5
Can wait for MW3
armorf0r 7
black ops is the worst call of duty..
Asura09 0
CODs too much of a flop to even be called a big name game anymore
firstrecon 0
the a7x song rocks.... just to toot that horn (yay for a pretty much useless comment!!!!)
ITIvRAPTORvITI 0
**** yes!
BigEyedOwl 1
#50 mw3 is gonna be AMAZING!
Crystalosophy 0
Tell him you're in training to be celibate.
SirHobnobs 0
Don't be stupid
Crystalosophy 0
How is that stupid?
Asura09 0
because his trainings legit
BeautifulSunshin 0
I would of stole his credit card and left him a note "im training to be a professional shopper!" lol
Micheal_Taylor 2
what if he uses cash like a hardcore gamer?
frozenfreeze 5
He'll show you when he actually becomes a pro gamer!
Dez31396 0
yeah or th hobo outside walmart
florenzfang 0
Turns out he's a professional jerk
doc_j 0
keyword boyfriend. if there aint a ring on it than apparently ur not that special. especially to be ripped away from battlefield three. buy a vibrator, its better than a boyfriend plus u know its not acctually listing to your pointless dribble about horseshit aniversarys
catatonicsleep 17
people can be together for over 3 years without being engaged/married, it doesn't make them any less special...
StormGirl142 24
And you're a ******* asshole.
ribbyc80 0
HA!!
mk58 31
How 'bout you buy a vibrator and stick it up your nose?
MollyDollLifee 1
Inconsiderate jerk. Like hell anyone would want to spend forever with you!!
doc_j 0
ha you lose again. i have been happily married for four years. and shes awesome because she like me has a great sense of humor. now go learn how to do ur makeup you mimi look alike
Epilepsy_fml 0
Damn. Molly. you look like you have to take boiling water, a dragon and a pick axe to get off all that makeup that's caked on your face. I agree with this bro right above me.
jewknowit710 2
your boyfriend = winning! (both in the figurative and literal sense)
nani11 0
3 yrs? that shouldnt of havw been a surprise..
Keyman1212 14
You need to rethink this relationship.
_livinforlols 0
- if he hasn't married you by now, you shouldn't have expected anything special
tasha86 4
three years doesn't necessarily mean marriage! I'm with my b/f for almost three years and neither of us want to get married until we've both graduated college and have better jobs to plan our wedding!