Today, my boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend says he is not cheating, because he has "not met them." He just follows half-naked women, likes only the most revealing pictures, and messages them in private. But yes, he is "not cheating." FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML
Today, my girlfriend randomly confessed to basically having a "phobia" of monogamy. But don't worry, she defensively assured me she's never ever cheated on me, even though I never said she had, so I guess that's okay then. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé and I had vastly different definitions of monogamy. Don't worry, he only did it when he was mad at me to remind him how much he loved me. I found out from my best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML
Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML
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Top comments
peacefully84 19
Time to break up!
jessBeAqueen 13
at least he's being honest that he doesn't want to be in a monogamous relationship. if your not ok with being in an open relationship then time to move on.
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Comments (154)
liza1922 7
Did you then inform him that you can only be in a relationship if two people agree, and that you could no longer agree to waste anymore of your time with his disrespect?
egrudy 9
So? Wanna go out?
JanisEvans 10
That's your cue to leave. Sorted.
ViviMage 40
He is messed up on more than one level. I would assume it's an unsaid monogamous relationship unless both parties decide it was open/swing. I think he's cryptically saying he's "cheating" and denies any wrong doing. Move on from this wacko and get an STD blood panel done!
japtap81 16
I hope it's not the same guy I just dumped last week saying the same thing!
MeAnd 9
Someone wants to cheat without feeling guilty.
DarthVader77 9
He rocks! Either he is free now or he has it all and no way to get himself in trouble.
DanielRamirez 10
Smart man, but still messed up You'll find someone better though no worries
ZorroRooster 19
Sounds to me like someone needs to get his ass dumped. He's a jackass OP. I'm sure you could do better.
hordriss 14
Time to make him an ex-boyfriend unless you feel the same way.