Today, my boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend says he is not cheating, because he has "not met them." He just follows half-naked women, likes only the most revealing pictures, and messages them in private. But yes, he is "not cheating." FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML
Today, my girlfriend randomly confessed to basically having a "phobia" of monogamy. But don't worry, she defensively assured me she's never ever cheated on me, even though I never said she had, so I guess that's okay then. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé and I had vastly different definitions of monogamy. Don't worry, he only did it when he was mad at me to remind him how much he loved me. I found out from my best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML
Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML
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Top comments
peacefully84 19
Time to break up!
jessBeAqueen 13
at least he's being honest that he doesn't want to be in a monogamous relationship. if your not ok with being in an open relationship then time to move on.
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Comments (154)
Lafayo 9
well we can all agree that it's time for a new boyfriend- one that's serious. what's the point of a bf/gf title if you're still f'ing others on the side? I've never understood.
hplover7 11
I'm going to go with dodge a bullet and ditch him. You deserve someone monogamous and he deserves someone who agrees with his very interesting beliefs
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Tell him there's no such thing as a relationship unless both parties agree they have one -- and you don't.
ZY1431 24
hah the day that's accepted is when I when the lottery...which will be never loll
ZackL624 5
Dump his ass
swearinta 6
Well if you are just dating that makes sense. I mean I date multiple girls until I decided to be monogamous with someone.
VeganVampyre 27
How is that silly? Of course you have to talk about these things! Not everyone wants the same things at the same times. You can't just assume you know what someone else is thinking. I never assume I'm in an exclusive relationship until we've talked about it and agreed we want to be exclusive. You can't just start dating someone and then go "okay, I've decided we're exclusive now. That's it. No cheating." What if they aren't ready for a serious relationship? That's not your decision, you need to talk about it.
takeittoem 8
Dump his ass immediately.
Nicostream 16
Actually, I don't think the boyfriend is an ass. Though my relationships are always monogamous, I don't have a problem with people who think otherwise, and well, he told you about it. It's not like he's cheating on you behind your back. But yeah, if this thing is not for you, then you should break up.
liaRawr 9
Say bye