Today, my boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend says he is not cheating, because he has "not met them." He just follows half-naked women, likes only the most revealing pictures, and messages them in private. But yes, he is "not cheating." FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML
Today, my girlfriend randomly confessed to basically having a "phobia" of monogamy. But don't worry, she defensively assured me she's never ever cheated on me, even though I never said she had, so I guess that's okay then. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé and I had vastly different definitions of monogamy. Don't worry, he only did it when he was mad at me to remind him how much he loved me. I found out from my best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML
Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML
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Top comments
peacefully84 19
Time to break up!
jessBeAqueen 13
at least he's being honest that he doesn't want to be in a monogamous relationship. if your not ok with being in an open relationship then time to move on.
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Comments (154)
JamesRay 3
There is no such thing as an actual relationship that is open those are just two people who have sex with multiple partners and each other. They just happen to hangout.
victorcaulfield 3
Your boyfriend means you chose him and thus deserve it. Pick someone better next time.
sweetheart31 4
dump him
Quasita 26
Way too many people assume that relationships are automatically monogamous. Exclusivity is something that a couple agrees to within the confines of a relationship. It is not a given, and it's not cheating if you have just never happened to make the point to bring it up. It's your own dang fault.
JamesRay 3
I disagree, an actual standard RELATIONSHIP implies exclusivity otherwise you are just dating. If you assume you arent exclusive then its not a relationship if people want an open relationship it needs to be talked about if they are being called a couple. An open relationship is an established thing a relationship implies exclusiveness, otherwise why even say if you are in a relationship?
tyler22waters 8
Dump his ass
badbitch48 2
What an asshole.
AgentPlatypus73 8
Dump him. Seriously, you deserve better.
BreenahGreen 3
You need to kick him to the curb, that was disrespectful.
darkfireflame 15
Dump his ass.
ThePandoricaOpen 18
Sounds like an excuse to me.