annababyyyy
Rockville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend pretended to be reading braille while touching my chest acne. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Scabby
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
A little higher, dude
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
tooembarrassed
Brisbane, Australia
Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML
RazorBumps
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML
omgboobs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML
kjdhfakjs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Woof woof
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
again?
Olympia, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
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thesmeagol 22
Did it by chance say '**** off'?
spoo 24
Well, what did it say?
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Comments (65)
worldclassrager 41
What did it spell?
Sakuraashita 15
I bet it spelled "bad come-on".
atlernick0 6
Looks like he was in for a bumpy ride... Sorry
horneyhic 15
Rackne sucks
devildog562 33
The name and this comment are perfect. *golf clap* well payed air.
julianbozikovic 20
I prefer playing connect four.
saltysilverfox 7
Chest acne on a girl ew
Ashd09 30
Its actually really normal. Sweat, dirt, and oil in your pores cause acne and girls obviously sweat and get dirt/oils there (sometimes more than anywhere else) you seem like an immature person that is grossed out by normal things
kaylaaa01 11
Be glad he doesn't find it disgusting and leave you. I actually laughed at this.
mulli 5
who would leave their gf for having chest pimples? honestly though, figure out what love is.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
1---do you just rub it on the skin?
foxwasalamb 24
yes please abuse your partner
aliciavanham 13
This guy must really like you :) and if you don't want him doing stuff like that just tell him. It's not the end of the world
jdcg116 10
Got a lady friend who uses coconut oil. No acne and at 37 she looks 25. Just rub it in and let it sit for 15-20 minutes