Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly 4 years, with whom I have a baby, broke up with me. His reason? His best friend said he didn't like drinking with guys who were "tied down". FML
Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Today, 48 hours after my boyfriend introduced me to his friend group so I could make new friends and I'd joined their group chat, two long-term couples have broken up and left without any explanation. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
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Top comments
KristantheGreat 5
obviously he never valued your relationship, you can do better(:
choberiver6 3
Turn "single lads" into "single ladies"! Time to have some fun!
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Comments (122)
Afonya 2
Added to favorite because when I read this it made me think of british people.. Anyone else? Haha
yetanotherginger 19
why did it make you think of british people any more than the thousands of other UK posters? Also, the British Isles include all of Ireland, the UK (where OP is from) only includes Northern Ireland. So surely you mean it made you think of people from the UK?
kaengelangeleyes 9
Hes gay! :o
geod69 8
He probably thought now he has a chance at his friend now go find a straight guy
peter1983 0
Well now hes got a bumb dart partner.
Tooty582 0
Is your boyfriend a gay pirate?
ArchxAngel 9
Don't Worry, If You Ever Need A Shoulder, I'll Be There. ^_^
dansco 25
On the upside he is a great friend! He will come back soon enough when his mate meets someone else if you will have him...
chocomilkshake 5
Serious bromance there, he must really love him -_- Or that could've just been a really stupid excuse actually (I imagine a good friend would be angry and feel guilty to be the cause of that).
akichan15 5
when 'single lads together' turns into 'gay best mates'
TonyIsMyDog 2
"Wow" that 'really' sucks, I 'feel' so bad for 'you'. But maybe 'it' wasn't 'meant' to be if he broke up 'with you' just 'so' he 'could' have 'fun' with his best 'friend'. I 'hate it' when 'people' put 'words' in 'quotes' for no 'reason'.