Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly 4 years, with whom I have a baby, broke up with me. His reason? His best friend said he didn't like drinking with guys who were "tied down". FML
Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Today, 48 hours after my boyfriend introduced me to his friend group so I could make new friends and I'd joined their group chat, two long-term couples have broken up and left without any explanation. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
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Top comments
KristantheGreat 5
obviously he never valued your relationship, you can do better(:
choberiver6 3
Turn "single lads" into "single ladies"! Time to have some fun!
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Comments (122)
P374RD3D 9
This guy sets a new standard for stupid reasons
Rabidkid 14
Bros over hoes?
kareltje 17
Good riddance then, innit? If that's how he thought of your relationship...
hateevryone 15
he's an idiot. you're better off anyway.
token_blackguy 18
Sounds like that's his way of coming out of the closet.
Chavez45 2
Better luck next time around. The new year is a good time to start
alanaaretusiixo 0
Gotta respect gay love
hippyturtle 0
Got anymore pics with you in spandex? That's hot!
bubo_fml 11
It's kinda like when girls go to the bathroom in packs...Bro's before Ho's!
dianjc 0
bromance!
nikkij1988 0
Hun , you're better off without him. If anything I would've asked if they were about to get in a relationship or something It just sounds weird