Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Red flag
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Side hustle
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement and broke up with me abruptly, because his mom "wouldn’t approve and I deserve a mother-in-law who would approve.” His mother passed away from COVID last year. I later found out that “mom” was code word for his other girlfriend, who he’s been seeing for a year. FML
Technique
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
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hpdaterrible 0
what a douche. you don't need him.
zombieteef 0
Never argue with the dead.
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Comments (155)
bmariotto 0
No, his mom just didn't want to see or talk to you for three years ;)
bmariotto 0
extra year because she REALLY did not like you not because I messed up :p
FYLDeep 26
More like he finally decided that he didn't want to be with you anymore. Then, that old message from the mother got dusted off and was delivered at last. Of course if he would have USPSed it, you might still be waiting.
Ashes628 0
ouch...that's something I have never heard...
R3kli3 10
uhmm is he like retarded or something?
trippydoll 4
Excuses, excuses. Tell him to come up with a better one.
lonewolf2701 0
man idk how noone caught this, but um, norman bates much? minus the killing :)
Ray_of_midnight 23
Came here for the Norman Bates references, leaving satisfied.
xxcashmoney100 0
Norman bates all over again. syke nah!
Pissedoff2464 0
2 things, one: he is a ******* retard. two: so are you because this exact same FML was posted 1 year ago. FYL for making up fake shit.
WitchQueenLiz 3
Why does this remind me of Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho? Lol, your bf's name isn't Norman by any chance?
sweetdreams999 0
That's creepy. Take it as a good thing. lol