Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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Red flag
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Side hustle
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Technique
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Top comments
hpdaterrible 0
what a douche. you don't need him.
zombieteef 0
Never argue with the dead.
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Comments (155)
samsam3_fml 0
ahaha wow. that's all I got to say.
gleekgirl123 0
WOW (no offense op but ) a guy breaks up with because his dead mother told him so 0_o
RAUN 8
By chance does he have a step-mom now?
megstiel 16
w h a t
TribsLexi 4
******* asshole
Tankkiller308 16
It's like the tooth brush fml when it stops he knows his mother is communicating
claudia19801811 14
That's the same story as another FML. Except it was the dad and he died 2years ago
AngryPotato12 2
His mother still hates you, even from beyond the grave it seems