Today, I used an air freshener in my room to make it smell good. At first, the smell was pretty pleasant. However, by the time it'd "soaked in" it smelled just like weed. My whole room stinks of it, and now my mum is convinced I've been smoking pot in my room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, I learned that the "nasty smell" in my room, which I cannot detect, does not exist. It was just my stepmother trying to make me go insane deep-cleaning my room for her personal amusement. FML
Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I washed my clothes in the shared laundry room. All my clothes came out smelling like smoke. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
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Top comments
Gillett 23
Yeah ok, "AIR FRESHNER". I believe you.
Chrissyella 25
Show her that. Pick another room and spray it in and she might believe you then.
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Comments (63)
Malcazar 22
first comment!
Gillett 23
Yeah ok, "AIR FRESHNER". I believe you.
HarshD9619 34
How do you know what weed smells like hmmm
EclipseCandy6 24
Haha you read my mind ?
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
What kind of air freshener is this? I've never came across one that smells like weed...
HarshD9619 34
Wait. One more thing. How does OP's Mom know what weed smells like hmmm
False_Stupidity 42
Hey people, you realise that you can know what weed smells like without having ever smoked it don't you? All you need to do is happen to be around someone smoking a joint, it's a unique smell and you never really forget it.
smn7 7
I actually have a candle called "Hendrix" that smells like hemp, but everyone thinks it smells like pot.
Cass_x 22
I guess you might as well do it now then?
Chrissyella 25
Show her that. Pick another room and spray it in and she might believe you then.
howard007 18
Or she will think u smoked there too
ironmany_fml 23
yes, that is why op should spray it in front of her mom not behind her back, so that she beleives him
thejonac 21
...might wanna check the chemical composition of that and make sure you never buy that again
SeanLewis 17
You saying weed doesn't smell pleasant? I disagree. ;))))
laden_swallow09 35
Giving weed users a bad name… I scoff at you, 6.
BoundBySpace 19
what is this air Fresheners brand and scent?
Puffpie 24
How do you know what weed smells like?
FieldLeftBlank 20
Also, how does his mum know what it smells like?
Rozeyyy 25
I think most people know what weed smells like... Its become extremely common now... For example me...i know nothing about weed but when someone i walk past has smoked it i can smell it....Its a very unpleasant smell Although I didn't know what that smell was at first, my friend told me
tranced_ 45
she knows the smell of weed ?
ali282h 15
I guess that's how life works sometimes, unfortunately.