Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
PDA FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
toughbf
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
jonnah
Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Anonymous
Notting Hill, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Johna Richardson
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
Glume
Winnipeg, Canada
Run for the hills
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML
Djcc
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
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DrAwesome 6
FYL for being Rihanna.
perdix 31
You must be from up north. Down here in the South, he would have hit you already.
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Comments (208)
bw0mp 7
Maybe he meant cause you're so cute? My fiancé and I always talk about how we have the urge to squeeze and pinch one another "just for being cute". It's adorable.
Josie1122Mae 2
Ahh the sign of love!!!
KnotKnight 6
Well, there is a difference between wanting to hit someone and being terrible enough to actually do it.
mymiles 13
Mine says the same thing. Never has though.
JudgeComrade 17
Dr. Phil should really stop making FML accounts and posting with shitty life advice.
suzzyrdz35 2
I get that almost every day
PrinPrinLife 16
Don't worry theres no hard feeling, I say it to my friends all the time. maybe be worried by the way he said it.
dannnngthatsux 19
You mean ex, right?
Clanesda 14
Whats with al the ydi's?
TisButAScratch 10
The question is, where?