Today, assuming he'd be okay with it, I brought my two kids with me on a first date, as I didn't want to pay for child care. My date made me pay for the kids' meals and my own, then blocked my number afterwards. FML
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Today, I was on a date, and I mentioned that I'm divorced, he was fine with that. I said I have two kids, he was fine with that. I mentioned the youngest is autistic, he was not fine with that, got up, and left so fast saying he wants nothing to do with kids like that. I was left with the bill. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
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Razath 17
You didn't want to pay for child care, but wanted your date, on a first date, to pay for everyone's meal - without even checking with them first? Nuh-uh. They usually say that assuming makes an ass out of you and hey, it really did this time. 110% YDI.
RichardPencil 32
What happens when you ASSUME? You make an ASS out of U and ME (and your kids.) On what planet would bringing kids on a first date be okay? Yours kids shouldn't know anything about the guys you date until you've gotten to know them well enough.
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Razath 17
You didn't want to pay for child care, but wanted your date, on a first date, to pay for everyone's meal - without even checking with them first? Nuh-uh. They usually say that assuming makes an ass out of you and hey, it really did this time. 110% YDI.
Anderling 33
Girl. GIRL. You really brought your children to a *romantic date* and saw nothing wrong with this? Really?
joseph_rod_05 14
was it cheaper than the child care?
RichardPencil 32
What happens when you ASSUME? You make an ASS out of U and ME (and your kids.) On what planet would bringing kids on a first date be okay? Yours kids shouldn't know anything about the guys you date until you've gotten to know them well enough.
Charlie Given 28
Seriously 😐 you sound entitled and clueless,like WTF were you thinking? duhhhh !!!
D J's MOM 17
honey, you are either some kind of extreme stupid airhead, or you are so entitled and think that you are allll that. what, you're THAT hot so he would be awed by you and overlook your massive faux pas? if you keep doing this, your kids are gonna think their mama's a ho. get your head together girl.
maverick83 15
Wow. Bringing your kids on a first date, and expecting your date to pay for everyone, without asking them first. That’s some hardcore entitlement. He 100% did the right thing, and dodged a bullet.
Hangryko 32
I have no tolerance for entitled parents. Absolutely YDI. I feel sorry for your kids.
rpy13 13
Who in the hell would assume that, good grief
LeighLee 2
I would have not gone as far as he did