Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend thinks it’s going so well, we have marriage potential, so before we get any more serious he wanted a promise that I will never want children, and if I think there’s ever a chance I might, tell him soon because we’ll have to split up before we waste each other’s time. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
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DogmaT_fml 4
...like he would ever know.
hehe_oops 2
how nice of him :S atleast he didn't make you promise to commit suicide if he dies :D
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Comments (184)
SkaterChic 0
wow. needy much?
elledubb 0
geez selfish much?
Fiskerz 0
At 16. It could be he thinks they will be together again in death. However if he doesn't believe that then it is very selfish IMO.
mekarski1008 0
DuMp HiM nAo. lol
alexisthename 0
Just agree to it, then show up to his funeral with a date. You're welcome. Now get back to all the tawdry sex, you crazy kids.
ydi_ruuc 0
Marry him.Wait for him to pop the question
jayyy_x3 0
Yep, my ex did the same thing. Only, I was able to have another boyfriend/husband, I just wasn't allowed to have sex with him. Bye-bye, children.
mfmylifesrsly 30
wow seriously? did you agree to it?
ohmycece 0
well it's her ex, guess it doesn't matter anymore! lol
SeeBrendenBurn 0
That is perfectly rational thing to request, just like abortions. I mean, I wouldn't want to feel like just an easily replaced accessory, I want my woman to remember me. I'll have my body cremated and the jar of my ashes cemented to the dinner table. That way, the bitch will forever remember me; the scars I gave her might heal, you never know.
EV34 6
he will never know after he's gone so don't worry just nod ur head and pretend to agree
kayvan 8
You totally deserved it. You should have sweetly said after 15 minutes that "of course you would not, you would be heartbroken." and then if/when he dies, you can reevaluate. It's not like he could do anything at that point.
Nate_Fisher 2
Uh, I bet he's very jealous in generell...