Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend thinks it’s going so well, we have marriage potential, so before we get any more serious he wanted a promise that I will never want children, and if I think there’s ever a chance I might, tell him soon because we’ll have to split up before we waste each other’s time. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
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DogmaT_fml 4
...like he would ever know.
hehe_oops 2
how nice of him :S atleast he didn't make you promise to commit suicide if he dies :D
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Comments (184)
giantrobott 0
Wow, my wife is planning on bringing a date to my funeral.
jessxoxo28 5
obsessed nuch?
yeahreally 6
Together. Forever. But yeah, say yes then only if he actually dies before you..you can still have fwb or date someone for a long time..technically youre not with them soooo youre safe.
perdix 31
Why did you waste an hour on that? Make that promise and move on. Do you think he's going to come back from the dead to enforce this? My wife tried to make me promise her that I WOULD find someone after she died. I said, "Don't worry, I'm already working on it ;)!"
sleephunters 8
Perdix FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sterl13 0
perdix you can find me if your wife dies;)
sterl13 0
perdix you can find me if your wife dies;)
uxoriouswidow 0
Well, on the up side, he'll never know if you break it. If he's that obsessive/touchy/fantastical/douchy, just entertain his sillyness, it's not worth dignifying with a sincere response.
MishiB 0
I laughed my ass off when I read this. Too funny.
Stfu_bitch 0
took you an hour to promise =[
Chopperman_fml 0
Yeah, because it's a ridiculous promise to make. If he worked harder at being a good boyfriend and less at feeding his insecurities, maybe OP would actually decide for herself not to get involved with anyone else. Run for the hills, OP!
jones91 0
It's jut something that'll make him feel better. My fiance does that too.
angry_girl 0
sure honey, wink.wink.
YunqFlyMa21o 0
aww he really wants to be with you :) youu should appreciate the fact that your bf doesnt wanna share youu :) now make him do the samee.