Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend thinks it’s going so well, we have marriage potential, so before we get any more serious he wanted a promise that I will never want children, and if I think there’s ever a chance I might, tell him soon because we’ll have to split up before we waste each other’s time. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
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DogmaT_fml 4
...like he would ever know.
hehe_oops 2
how nice of him :S atleast he didn't make you promise to commit suicide if he dies :D
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xKoga 0
SOUND THE ALARMS. CALL THE FBI. ALERT THE CIA, A BOYFRIEND ASKED HIS SIGNIFICANT OTHER TO STAY COMMITTED EVEN IN DEATH. I love how people are accusing him of being a terrible boyfriend and person as a whole when he just requested his girlfriend of 5 years to stay committed if anything ever happened to him.
israelnotjacob 20
The vows always say "til death" not "after death." Yes it's dumb when people act like a commitment in marriage means nothing these days, but anyone who is selfless about the love they have for their significant other would not ask them to do this. Sure if you die and your spouse CHOOSES to remain single for the rest of their life then that's fine. However, once you're gone how they go on from there does not affect you, and only a very selfish person would expect them to make such a promise when all it does is gives them a current ego boost. As I said in my other post, I've already told my fiancee that if anything would ever happen to me she should never feel bad about looking for someone else afterward, because I know that there is definitely a possibility she could find someone else that would make her happy as well. I wouldn't take it as being replaced, simply that someone else is coming in to make her happy in a different way, and because I love her so much I'd want that for her. The only commitment I expect of her is that as long as I'm around she loves only me, but once I'm no longer around that would rightfully become void. While I suspect to get scolded for saying this, I'm not afraid to say that anyone who deserves to be in a committed, long-term relationship would agree with me about this.
serenaaaa_fml 0
how is tht an FML?
israelnotjacob 20
Her boyfriend is a selfish jerk who only cares about his ego and not her happiness. Seems simple enough to me.
krazykarma 0
sounds like my husband. which I told him he cud, in return he says, I cudn't. lol..., anyways ,, yeah doesn't matter, unless he will be a ghost n haunt u for the rest of ur life!! hahahaaa,,, that cud happen ;)
ArmenianPrincess 5
That's soooo not creepy...... 8-O
cute_a 0
lol i can empathize with that my ex bf did that all the time its horribly awkward and depressing :/ fyl
ChocolateEclaire 0
21, she could sell/donate/trash the table, you know....
ChocolateEclaire 0
Wait, I has a pic? I never uploaded this....0.0
jessicathatsme 0
i think thats cute. :)
zendaddy0 0
clinger
dcwd14 4
awww that's sweet