Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I couldn't help but laugh at my girlfriend because she always becomes paranoid when she's around cars. I found her reaction cute and told her that "there's nothing to worry about". A car ran over me two hours later. I'm in a hospital now. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I was involved in a car crash. When I told him, my boyfriend was more interested in what he was going to have for lunch. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
UberNova 18
Was he driving you up the wall with his laughter?
ksks1234 33
If you were able to drive yourself to the hospital, it couldn't be too bad.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (67)
jdm_powered 6
we should wonder how he was able to hit her with his car in the first place. I still say cars should be made out of nerf. maybe that's why he was laughing.
anythingmustbe 18
Get him back. Have the last laugh.
Sunkistlover718 21
Even given the circumstances, I don't think hitting someone with your car in retaliation is ever the best option...
BlowinChronic 18
It isn't? That explains why the cops are looking for me...
AndOtherDrugs 5
18- Getting him back may not mean hitting the boyfriend with a car. Revenge can take on many forms.
80skid 15
Run him over. See how hard he laughs at that :)
Ylianaxoxo 9
Oh, I bet he'd laugh REAL hard ;)
Steve95401 49
Almost making someone into a human hood ornament is a real knee slapper alright. He probably would have peed himself if you had to be taken in an ambulance to the hospital.
poccocurantes 7
He still wouldn't have had to drive.
CazDan 1
To be fair, that was probably some kind of shock. Or fear. At least you'll laugh about it in a few years!
poccocurantes 7
The good news is we don't have to worry about a hit an run from Ops boyfriend. He will be sitting there laughing his ass of as the police arrive.
cinnamondemon 8
WTF? He's a real douche.
DanielleinDC 34
Such a charmer your boyfriend is, that he thinks it's funny to knock into his girlfriend with his car. The fact that he couldn't stop laughing speaks to his insensitivity. He owes you a huge, huge apology--maybe paying your deductibles would be a start.
captain_howdy171 3
your brother is awesome!
sophiekat 19
Brother?
nycwrestler 17
Where'd you get brother from all of this?
akaiberry 15
Car stopped with a jerk. Then the jerk got out.