Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I couldn't help but laugh at my girlfriend because she always becomes paranoid when she's around cars. I found her reaction cute and told her that "there's nothing to worry about". A car ran over me two hours later. I'm in a hospital now. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I was involved in a car crash. When I told him, my boyfriend was more interested in what he was going to have for lunch. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
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Top comments
UberNova 18
Was he driving you up the wall with his laughter?
ksks1234 33
If you were able to drive yourself to the hospital, it couldn't be too bad.
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Comments (67)
Obey_StudBoii 23
What an asshole. I don't see how he thought any of this was funny. Dump him.
buckdharma 38
Knock, knock Who's there? I.c.u I.c.u. who? I.c.u.o.p.
onorexveritas 24
what an ass! dump him!
Raesin 21
If you're well enough to drive yourself to the hospital and then whine on FML about it, I'm going to guess you were fine and there wasn't any need to go to the hospital in the first place. I'm also going to assume you were bumped slightly and that it was your fault for walking in front of a moving car.
iamjukEZ 5
Why was your boyfriend driving in the kitchen?
doLLe 21
good question
Axel5238 29
OP sorry your boyfriend is a dick. Doesn't matter if it wasn't bad hitting someone with a car is not something you should joke about and those that think it's funny need serious help.
SailorSTFU 15
Sounds like he should be your ex. He's a douche bag; kick him to the curb.
ToxicFuel 6
YDI for wanting to be with such a stupid boyfriend :[