Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn’t asked for sex in a while, like months, and when I asked him about it he admitted that every day I shout at him, snap at him or act bitchy about anything not his fault, he has a wank and goes to sleep rather than bother asking me for sex. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
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Top comments
Bolter197 0
Don't date douchebags.
yankfan89 27
Don't sleep with him for a month for being a whiny bitch.
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Comments (183)
AzWolf 5
I'm sure you deserve better. Dump his sorry ass! He's an idiot.
euamo 0
What a keeper!
Maddisonfaye 0
My parents would never let that guy in our house again! And rightfully so.. You deserve someone with a bit more brains :p
tylerryder 4
Sorry but I don't like guys who bitch about stuff constantly, I hate guys who constantly bitch for sex!!
rahrah765765 11
How many times has a guy asked you for sex?
UsernameHere234 13
He's a douche for doing that but I gotta hand it to him as well, good method of persuasion.
surfnshred 2
Anyone say orgy
FrankHotpants 31
Just because he asked for sex doesn't mean he wanted it right there.
hhmmllcc 0
He clearly did want it then if he kept asking.
Courtney_Sanders 6
The messed up part of the FML was that he was whining and begging for it, right in front of her parents. It doesn't matter if he wanted it right then or even later. It was completely disrespectful for him to act that way. It's disgusting that anyone would think it was acceptable to do anything like that.
Dracoboxer357 36
116- Agreed. That type of behavior is pathetic. :p
pussapian 3
Fulfill your wish... ? Break up with your BF, u deserve better...
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
He must REALLY want some sex.
crystal457 0
Should of socked him lol