Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn’t asked for sex in a while, like months, and when I asked him about it he admitted that every day I shout at him, snap at him or act bitchy about anything not his fault, he has a wank and goes to sleep rather than bother asking me for sex. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
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Top comments
Bolter197 0
Don't date douchebags.
yankfan89 27
Don't sleep with him for a month for being a whiny bitch.
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Comments (183)
missnuthin 10
if you wish you were single, the dump him. dur. he's obviously childish, self-centered and a jerk. get rid of him, and fast!
kalbrek009 20
Wow, next time say aloud "I don't sleep with whiny children" & "considered yourself dumped if you're gonna act like one"
IBelongToJeebus 0
Gets it from his Dad.
Creamette 2
Well at least your parents know you're not having sex.
alexchin 0
Disrespectful to your parents and to your decision. Just dump him.
chels1994 11
That's just disrespectful towards your parents. I hate people like that.
xxTanKxx2009 2
what is done in secret will one day come out to the open
A7x4REVer 3
Why was he whining in the first place? If you don't want to, then tell him no or dump him, if he wants it that bad he can get a hooker
issiackemp 9
Thats f**ked up
matthewdiv02 6
I agree!!!
dwreckedhit 3
Maybe if you had sex with him more often, this wouldn't have happened.
chels1994 11
Maybe if he wasn't disrespectful and ignorant this wouldn't have happened :)