Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom for the very first time. After shaking my hand and looking me up and down, she loudly proclaimed, "She doesn't have the right hips to have kids." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She has early onset dementia, butt was a pretty OK day. All was going well until she looked at her son and said he was skinny, which admittedly he is quite skinny, but then looked me dead in the eye and said, "You need to lose weight." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
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MySonshine7 13
well the hips don't lie..
TechnicallyWrong 12
But she has a son...
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Comments (75)
meegal 12
So? Not everyone wants kids. I definitely don't. Kids are loud, annoying, needy, filthy, and wow are they a HUGE financial burden. Yeah no thank you i'm fine. Good luck to anyone else who has kids though, not here to convince anyone not to have kids. I'm just saying having an annoying needy money hole is not for me.
skyeyez9 25
They are annoying, needy money holes if you raise them that way. My daughter is not a burden at all. I have neighbors who are raising little brats and I feel sorry for whoever had to deal with them when they are grown. Raise them right.
13SucksToBeYou13 4
Well it sounds like you're skinny then. Good for you?
SUN_lover 19
Mother of the year!
Ze_Torch 12
Sounds like his mother is Catelyn Stark and your bf Robb...you might want to stay off weddings.
skyeyez9 25
My husband's grandma told her soon to be daughter in law that "she had nice, wide birthing hips."
MrZsDad 19
Flash her a smile and wink and mention you always swallow. Give her something to think about.
thatguythat 9
Well it is an important qualification if one prefers a natural birth.
liyodyh 7
RUN!!!