Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
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Top comments
TheNewGuy03 29
clearly, he just can't handle your love. |the kid|
AngieSixx_x0 0
that's so sad, baby. what a sad guy. and FYI it shouldn't matter if a girl has love handles or anything like that. the guy should love the girl for who they are not what they look like (: #justsayin'
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Comments (79)
ImaginaryFoe 1
Maybe I am reading this differently but I don't see that the bf was being mean. Just because someone says something that hurts your feelings, it doesn't make them a jerk. It wasn't a polite thing to say, granted, but it sounds like he blurted it out in honest confusion. There's not even an indication that he doesn't like her body. OP, if you are that sensitive about your "love handles" then lose some weight. Don't hold your problems against him.
ImaginaryFoe 1
He is, however, a little dim-witted.
starile 20
I read it as though he said it kinda jokingly as they were being affectionate. He obviously likes to touch her body, they were being close, she giggled, they were having a good time. She probably put it on FML bc of the sheer silliness/ stupidity of his comment.
iscre4m 0
YDI for being fat
Petawhitney 2
Ydi, Fatty McFatkins.
TheNewGuy03 29
clearly, he just can't handle your love. |the kid|
justbemellow 0
YES!
Tigg3r 3
... ... ... ... OH!! I get it now!!! Haha, that took a moment.
chrisauh 4
ydi for being fat
SmokinGuns 13
Even skinny girls have "love handles".
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
well lose it.
idio_fml 0
I'm fat!
Phoenix1023 3
Your name is missing a "t" at the end.
GraysonIsFail 0
Ha!
Fuzzfoot 0
good thing you only show a headcshot...
FmLBish 0
23, 25, & 26 you guys are assholes man, some guys like curvy girls other dont, either way find what you like and hop off her dick man. ( No offense to OP.) and OP it seems like he said it outta honest confusion lol, he probably regrets saying it or was never taught that you dont tell a girl she's fat.
transcedental 18
What, am I the only one who thinks that the girl isn't fat? I think that your boyfriend doesn't think you are fat, either. Take this as a compliment for having big boobs. Boobs are made of 'fat'. This doesn't have anything to do with your weight, so chill, I guess ydi for having feelings on ur big boobs xD (no offence, I am joking to show you that there is nothing to worry about) -.-
Phoenix1023 3
You're stoned Hyde. Put the bong away and ask somebody what "love handles" are.
klutzycleo 5
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH! Reassurance = FAIL
iPunchedBigFoot 5
Bleh fat